{"id":124,"date":"2011-02-26T12:27:30","date_gmt":"2011-02-26T19:27:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/weareburnsheads.com\/?p=124"},"modified":"2011-06-29T08:08:10","modified_gmt":"2011-06-29T15:08:10","slug":"eli-is-1-month-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/weareburnsheads.com\/?p=124","title":{"rendered":"eli is 1 month old!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Elijah is one month old today! We celebrated by going to Babies R&#8217; Us, the grocery store, and watching the Hurt Locker. He cared about none of these things, but it did make him tired, and that&#8217;s always nice.<\/p>\n<p>So, it has been said by more than one friend and family member that our cute little chubby cheeked guy looks 100% like Steph, and that he bears no resemblance to his father. And I suppose if you did a side by side comparison with mom and baby one might believe that to be true. And in truth that is probably <em>not <\/em>to his detriment.<\/p>\n<p>HOWEVER, newly discovered forensic evidence now points to certain physical characteristics that undeniably link this boy to his paternal side. I now present to you (thanks to my mother) 1 month old pictures of both myself and Elijah, side by side. Draw thy own conclusions, but I believe this gives a few points in my favor:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-128 aligncenter\" style=\"padding-top: 20px;\" src=\"http:\/\/weareburnsheads.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/MattAndEli_1month1.jpg\" alt=\"Matt Burns &amp; Eli Burns - 1 Month Old\" width=\"630\" height=\"505\" srcset=\"http:\/\/weareburnsheads.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/MattAndEli_1month1.jpg 630w, http:\/\/weareburnsheads.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/MattAndEli_1month1-300x240.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 630px) 100vw, 630px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Elijah is one month old today! We celebrated by going to Babies R&#8217; Us, the grocery store, and watching the Hurt Locker. He cared about none of these things, but it did make him tired, and that&#8217;s always nice. So, it has been said by more than one friend and family member that our cute [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[5],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/weareburnsheads.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/weareburnsheads.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/weareburnsheads.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/weareburnsheads.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/weareburnsheads.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=124"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/weareburnsheads.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":279,"href":"http:\/\/weareburnsheads.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions\/279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/weareburnsheads.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/weareburnsheads.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/weareburnsheads.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}